We've all enjoyed The Montana Professor at the department of Philosophy and Religion at Ithaca College. Thanks for sending it.

I've finally got something of a contribution as it were. A little poem I wrote. You're welcome to publish it if you like it.

Teacher's Lament

I know I'm not the Sage on the Stage.
I'm sorry I'm not the Guide on the Side.
I'm afraid truth is...
I'm just the Nerd up in front of the Herd.

Steve Schwartz
Ithaca College
April 21, 1998